Friday, July 20, 2007

God's Warning to SF Bay Area Romney Supporters

Since Jerry's dead, I'll take the liberty of interpreting God's message in this morning's earthquake that hit the East Bay hills near the Mormon Temple. "TURN FROM YOUR SINFUL WAYS AND JOIN WITH THE TRUE BELIEVERS OR SUFFER THE FATE OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH! PREPARE YE THE WAY FOR FRED THOMPSON!"

Or maybe He was saying, "NO MORE THEATER IN THE PARK DURING THE SUMMER! YOU'RE KEEPING MY CREATION FROM GETTING PROPER REST!"

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